"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness."
-Charles Dickens, “A Tale of Two Cities” (via hey-its-mo)

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

insta-gramcracker:

mormondad:

i can actually learn more in six hours on the internet than six hours in a filthy school 

thank fuck for youtube tutorials

c
pokec0re: because everyone deserves a half naked marliyn on their blogs

teyuss:

tamorajeancalhoun:

never

ever

ever

ever

call an irish person “british”

that is all

its like calling a canadian american but theyll rip your face off instead of correcting you

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check